Finally, A Job I Can Do

Email forwarded by Dad, additions by Ira 10/31/15:

​My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory , but I got  canned. Couldn’t concentrate…

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe…

After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job…

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting…

Then, I tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme…

Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard…

My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy…

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience…

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn’t fit in…

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income…

I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company, but the work was just too draining…

Then I worked in a Bread Factory, fired because I was a loafer…

Next tried working in a Pantie Factory, pulled down only 40 a week…

So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job…

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it…

My last job was working in Starbucks, But I had to quit because it was the same old grind…

SO I TRIED RETIREMENT, AND I FOUND OUT I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!